Based on a true floppy.
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway.
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home it betta be done."
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Baw.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Oww.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Aow.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Click.
Next thing I knew, door flew right open,
she came in with groceries.
Oh no all I did was sing this song,
maybe I have ADD.
She pointed fervently at all the mess
her eyes ablaze.
But then she froze right there
when something shiny caught her gaze.
I'm sure it wasn't hard
to see how little I had done.
But then she looked at me
and then we sang in unison.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Baw.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Oww.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Aow.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Huah!
So it was we stood right there
just singing that repeatedly.
The only explanation is
that it was destiny.
Or maybe black magic,
but we all know that don't exist.
I guess I'll sing the chorus
one more time if you insist.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Baw.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Oww.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
Aow.
There's a floppy disk on the floor,
There's a floppy disk on the flo hooaahh.
There's a floppy disk on the floooo...
Wa-naw.
