Hi!

Last week, I made a fun little infomercial about FarmVille (a game my mom is obsessed with). 

It was just posted on Mashable, so if you browse the site a bunch you'll see me somewhere.  Or, click here!  http://bit.ly/TobyMashable

Also - I'm in a movie called "New Low," directed by Adam Bowers, and it was selected for Sundance!  So we're heading up to Utah this week, and I'll be speaking at the panels for the movie.  Awesome!  I'm glad for Adam - he worked on this movie for an entire year, and it paid off.

Anyway, enough with boring real movie stuff.  In the Farmville video's comments, many of my 'tween fans suggested that FarmVille was 'gay,' and that 'Mafia Wars' was, in fact, 'where it's at.'

I decided to research this 'Mafia Wars,' and the results of my studies have been compiled into a series of animated pictures.  Witness!

In conclusion, 'Mafia Wars' is mostly a text game.  Farmville is Bioshock compared to this game.  

That being said... I'm level 21.  Add me! 

What have I become...

Oh - buy this shirt!:  MAFIA WARS: Get Ready for a Ride Into the Carpal Tunnel

And this FARMVILLE one, too!

Also, my TOBUSCUS shirts are live on Districtlines.com/Toby-Turner for $14.99!  Woo!

Get me an agent,

Toby Turner