I felt the sudden urge to literalize the new Twilight Eclipse trailer. Here is the result:

I felt the sudden urge to literalize the new Twilight Eclipse trailer. Here is the result:
A movie I starred in got into Sundance! Here's the trailer:
Hi!
Last week, I made a fun little infomercial about FarmVille (a game my mom is obsessed with).
It was just posted on Mashable, so if you browse the site a bunch you'll see me somewhere. Or, click here! http://bit.ly/TobyMashable
Also - I'm in a movie called "New Low," directed by Adam Bowers, and it was selected for Sundance! So we're heading up to Utah this week, and I'll be speaking at the panels for the…
Hello, friend of friends!
Every year, I visit family in Florida for the holidays... and every year things tend to stay pretty much the same. This year, there was a change. My brother got married (woo), and my sister's house burned down (boo)... but that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about my family switching from playing World of Warcraft... to playing Farmville.
How could pretending to farm be more fun than ninja'ing epics? I had to investigate.
Watch the CLASH OF THE TITANS TRAILER!!!!! (Literal Version)
About a week ago, I started doing daily one-take vlog-vids. If you're down, go subscribe to my second channel!
http://www.youtube.com/tobyturner
Here's today's vid:
Dear You,
The thrifty Russian couple, Roman and Regina have developed an effective way to both attain free food and save the environment. Listen to their wisdom, and take notes! Here is the newest Russian Recommendation for Recession:
It's too laaaatteee.....
That's right. I made a freakin' sequel to the SNL "I Threw It On The Ground" short. And I got MysteryGuitarMan, Tanya (Regina), Seth Hendrix, and Lenny Levi to join me for the filming. Oh, Needy Dog was there too. Oh, and that creepy old guy that watches me from behind trees.
HERE IS THE VIDEO!:
I went to Venice Beach and interviewed a bunch of strangers about their opinions on the upcoming NCIS:LA (It premieres tomorrow the 22nd on CBS!)
WATCH!
A couple weeks ago I interviewed Amy Schumer. Here is proof:
Here are some MTV clips from my adventures in Normal, Illinois! The 2nd one involves an epic battle in the Toshiba gaming lounge - but watch em both and leave some comments! Like, 7. 7 comments.
Toby Meets Normal-Folk.
Here's the first MTV clip from Six Flags Magic Mountain! Dig it.
You might've read this on my twitter/facebook, and I'm posting a video about it - but I'm going all over the place to interview people for MTV!
Last weekend I was in LA - check out some of the footage of me interviewing Kat DeLuna in all my relative paleness at http://setmefreemtvn.com
This weekend I'll be in Normal, Illinois interviewing UFC fighter Jake O'Brien, comedian Amy Schumer, and some typical average standard Normal residents.
…New Forums!
Go register HERE and tell me if it works!
Actually that link might not work, I think he's changing it to forums instead of forum. Just click the Forum thing on the top static bar (that thing rocks).
Speaking of that, check out the bar at the top of the page - it's freakin' sweet. And it has a little view/twitter counter, which is great for people who are like "Who…
I had to do it...
A girl in England was wearing her iPod headphones around her neck when she was struck by lightning. The freakin' headphone cables pulled the current away from her heart and she got away with some minor burns!
In the updated iPod manual, Mac now includes 'Lightning Resistance +10%' in the list of features.
Here is a video! Click here to Tweet about it - http://bit.ly/iPodTweet
And click here to rate/fav/post a comment!…
Regina and Roman watched Star Trek in an IMAX... here is the result:
There's 8 days to go in the contest... and I'm in 47th place.
It's CRUNCH-TIME!
Whoever gets the most successfully-submitted votes for my Snap Contest Entry by May 13th WINS a beautiful Shirt from
http://www.districtlines.com/toby-turner
Even if I don't get top 5!!
What's better, is... if I get the top 5 on…
It's been too long since I posted a song.
H4Z4RD5 made a hilarious remix of my Outtakes video... had to post it.
I filmed too much for the Toby Tells Truth video and didn't want it to go to waste... so here's the result!
Maybe 'twill be the first in a series:
I was on Five Minutes of Fame again last week - and I played I Go to College. Roll clip!
I went to NYC Monday night, and I leave tomorrow morning. Alllreeady. Aawwww. I did pack a lot into it (thanks to zero sleep), but I kinda wanna stay and walk around more!
Hopefully I filmed enough awesome stuff with my Flip video for you to go to NYC vicariously through me. I love that freakin' thing... people just think it's a cell phone, so you can just aim it at their face and they think you're texting. Intense.
I came to NY to do reshoots for a thing…
Woops. I forgot to post the Toby Lies video on this site. Here it is - and this is also a blog, so... click Read More!
Two remixes in one week? Don't mind if I do.
So I'm at this diner today, hoping to enjoy some yummy food.
The main guy from Twilight was eating in the booth in front of me, so I thought "Ooh! This place is going to not suck balls!"
I was wrong. Balls wrong.
Alarm bells should've gone off when I saw that the only sandwich that didn't come with fries was the "Hamburger," but I ordered anyway.
My ladyfriend got a salad instead of fries, but it was drenched in tons of the…
This vid is for a freakin' contest! Click HERE to go vote for it!
So I have this mattress... and it kicks. Here's a video about it.
This Friday I'm heading to NYC to freakin' act, baby. And I've never seen real snow, so this is huge for all sorts of reasons.
I suspect I'll need to purchase mittens and/or earmuffs, or grow some giant eskimo balls - but I'm not sure how long that would take, or if it's even possible.
Soon I'll finish my demo reel and post it up here - one of my actor friends suggested I attend workshops regularly, but I'd much rather attend auditions. I don't have an agent still, I've…
Yesterday I posted about people editing pictures of me in front of a greenscreen - and so far I really want to thank JNFR, tehskazz, Razberi, and freakin Ita88!
Message me if I left you out - I am mad-tired. Basically overnight, tons of awesome pictures sprung out of the diligence of the BlogTV viewers!
LOOK AT THE AWESOME! Me+Diablo 3... I think I'ma have a palpitation... Thanks…
Click HERE to watch the episode on The Stream!
I think this guy's better than me...
Me singing what people type - you can't see what they type at first, but it comes up after a few seconds.
Freakin' subscribe at www.blogtv.com/people/tobuscus !!@#
I played a song that I haven't recorded yet about... me being on iTunes. But... I'm not actually on iTunes. Yet. Not YET. Anywho - it's later on in this vid (around 7 mins), but of course.. all of it is hilarious. Naturally.
HELLO FRIENDS!
If you haven't seen Stranger Things yet, it's an HD Sci-Fi podcast that a friend of mine, Earl Newton, creates. It was recently syndicated by Illusion Networks to millions and billions of homes, which is great for me, cause... I'm in the first two episodes. Bam!
Wired mentioned the series whilst speaking of another Internet Sci-Fi show, Sanctuary, that is making its way to TV. This is what Wired freakin' said:
"It was a risky move, but it paid…
I made a video that has a hip, hot, sleek, sexy t-shirt design in it, and I utilize the end of the video to say "Here is a shirt! Purchase it!" PLUS - my mom's in the video. You're welcome.
She is growing quite the fanclub - which is fine. I'm not even jealous. Really. I'm not. Of course, if her fanclub size begins to rival my own, we will have to start putting them down, forcibly.
I was thinking about posting the vid and just selling…
It is begun.
I finally started filming the music video for There's a Floppy Disc on the Floor (a song you haven't even heard yet).
Technically, I haven't even finished recording the song. But c'mon, what is 'finished' anyway? Just a bunch of letters that a foreigner wouldn't understand. Just like, "fibbly doo," or, "War on Terror."
My mom's in this one too, and better than ever. Wow... she's been in Falcor…