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Old Spice Parody
Wednesday, December 31st
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Hello, people who visit my website!

Welcome!  I'll put some pretend tea on.  Ok, it's ready.  It's your favorite!

*hands you tea*

No need to thank me.  Your thanks aren't welcome here!  Just kidding.  Gimme.

After watching the flurry of Old Spice videos with Isaiah Mustafa, I decided I needed to test out my new camera and greenscreen.  And I didn't have much time.  But I did something anyway!

Here you go:

 

 

Anywho.  I'm off go to perfect my farmer's tan.  By walking around in a shirt.  Not by farming, or doing any form of labor.  Some day!

 

I love you,

Toby

 

PS - if you want to listen to me talk about my day for around 2 minutes at a time with no edits, visit my second channel located here:

http://www.youtube.com/tobyturner

I even linked it for you!  I need to switch to WordPress...

Twilight Eclipse Literal Trailer
Wednesday, December 31st
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I felt the sudden urge to literalize the new Twilight Eclipse trailer.  Here is the result:

 

Apparently I also felt the urge to not make sure Kristen's name was spelled correctly. Luckily, my annotations were there to assist me.

Here's the mp3 - Add to Cart

Also - if you missed the 'Clash of the Titans' Literal Trailer, that one is a treat. Here's a link!

Bam!

Toby

New Low Movie at Sundance!
Wednesday, December 31st
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A movie I starred in got into Sundance!  Here's the trailer:

 

 

 

So far, it's gotten good reviews from Variety, Slug Magazine, IndependentFilmQuarterly, and others (here's the Variety Review,…

MAFIA WARS Commercial!!
Wednesday, December 31st
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Hi!

Last week, I made a fun little infomercial about FarmVille (a game my mom is obsessed with). 

It was just posted on Mashable, so if you browse the site a bunch you'll see me somewhere.  Or, click here!  http://bit.ly/TobyMashable

Also - I'm in a movie called "New Low," directed by Adam Bowers, and it was selected for Sundance!  So we're heading up to Utah this week, and I'll be speaking at the panels for the movie.  Awesome!  I'm glad for Adam - he worked on this movie for an entire year, and it paid off.

Anyway, enough with boring real movie stuff.  In the Farmville video's comments, many of my 'tween fans suggested that FarmVille was 'gay,' and that 'Mafia Wars' was, in fact, 'where it's at.'

I decided to research this 'Mafia Wars,' and the results of my studies have been compiled into a series of animated pictures.  Witness!

 


In conclusion, 'Mafia Wars' is mostly a text game.  Farmville is Bioshock compared to this game.  

That being said... I'm level 21.  Add me! 

 

What have I become...

 

Oh - buy this shirt!:  MAFIA…

FarmVille Commercial! (Ad Parody)
Wednesday, December 31st
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Hello, friend of friends!

Every year, I visit family in Florida for the holidays... and every year things tend to stay pretty much the same.  This year, there was a change.  My brother got married (woo), and my sister's house burned down (boo)... but that's not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about my family switching from playing World of Warcraft... to playing Farmville.

How could pretending to farm be more fun than ninja'ing epics?  I had to investigate.

After many seconds of research, I was led to create this video:

Farmville - It's About Damn Time.



I hope you enjoy it as much as mom enjoyed the coffee mug I got her.   (http://bit.ly/FarmvilleMug)
Give it some stars or something.

Amen,
T-money Turnertables

Now go forth and post something in the comments.

And when you do, keep in mind... Red Apples are Red.

 

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